I’m sexy and I know it! Haha

I’m sexy and I know it! Haha

EMS = Earn Money Sleeping
Damn straight. That’s all I did today. Slept on the couch from 8am til night and watched some cartoons in-between. Man I sure do miss the old cartoons and the new ones or (remakes) suck!  And we only had one call but it was bullshit.

EMS = Earn Money Sleeping

Damn straight. That’s all I did today. Slept on the couch from 8am til night and watched some cartoons in-between. Man I sure do miss the old cartoons and the new ones or (remakes) suck!  And we only had one call but it was bullshit.

I had a dirty dream last night. It’s the closest I’ll get to sexual contact in my life. (;
4 different universities, in 4 different countries, with 4 different scholarships. hmmm it’s not that hard if I want to get away from here.
Dear Douchebag,

You stole my stethoscope.

Granted, I left it on the rig over night, so I bear some responsibility for your theft of my stethoscope, but you still stole it.

It was underneath the control panel in the back when I got off the rig, and you were the only one who got anywhere near it over 12 hours. As a matter of fact, your partner that you worked with that night said you were the only one who even got in the back.

Nobody climbed into the back of the ambulance while you were posted, or at a hospital, to steal my stethoscope, and only my stethoscope, leaving the good drugs in the box.

You kind of gave it away when you took off real quick this morning.

My stethoscope is a 27 inch Littman Master Cardiology black edition. My ex gave it to me for Christmas. She also personalized it by purchasing the red binaurals with the grey eartips. So it’s unique. Nobody else has one like it. But you wouldn’t know that, since you are the kind of person who would steal another medic’s stethoscope.

And I took it to a jeweler to have my name engraved on it. Not on the chest piece, but inside. If you don’t know it’s there, you would never look for it.

I am going to catch you with my stethoscope at work, and I am going to take it back.

And then I am going to expose you for the stethoscope thief that you are.

It’s mine, and I want it back.

Sincerely,

Blue Scrubs.

Dear Clara,

You are the most wonderful woman that ever comes into my life. Thank you for being my best friend in my journey of life and for being so understanding. You used to be really strict when I was little, and I used to hate you. But I’ve grown up and I understand that all that you did were for my own good. You’re the reason I am the way I am today. Just like everybody else, we have our on and off moments. I still have those letters we wrote for each other during my depressed time in my preteen years. I keep them in my diary and sometimes reading them makes me laugh so hard at how childish and stupid I was. I don’t even know how you could be so patient to reply those letters of mine. Thanks mom. I love how you can be very open about my girlfriend and let me do whatever I want to, but at the same time you always remind me of how to behave and to remember my traditions. You’ve been hanging out with me too much that sometimes you say things and act like me, mom. And it’s really funny when you do so. You are a great surgeon, even a better housewife (your food is just awesome), you’re my best friend, and you are a nerd like me, and most of all, you’re the greatest mom that I can ever ask for. I love you, mom.

Sincerely,
Your son.

Do not reMOVe Theatres
About 2 sizes too small and such sticky rubber that I could hardly wedge my feet in them.

Do not reMOVe Theatres

About 2 sizes too small and such sticky rubber that I could hardly wedge my feet in them.

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